UP SHE GOES 

FICTION (Based on real life experience)

Synopsis - Up She Goes! and The Breighton Twins 30 Chapters

January 1942. At a London RAF recruiting office, three girls from diverse backgrounds meet. Edie; a quick witted Cockney in her early twenties, stunningly attractive with an obsession for the opposite sex. Phyllis; a tall plain reserved girl in her late twenties, an intense narrow minded bigot who, in her spare time, teaches at the local Sunday School. Lastly, bringing up the rear, is Basher; a rather well endowed seventeen year old, bursting to break free from the strict upbringing of a Salvation Army background. When she blurts out in a moment of panic that she is under age, the recruiting officer allows her through, but not without a warning that, she's on her own. Edie takes Basher under her wing and uses devious methods to fraudulently change Basher's documents.

Their first posting is to deepest Gloucestershire, where the toilet facilities are primitive and conditions; Arctic. The girls spend an uncomfortable first night and when Basher's 'biscuit' mattresses come apart and the cold air penetrates the lower half of her body, Edie complains "I'ts worse than Stalag bleedin' two!". But after surviving many more uncomfortable nights all three become firm friends.

They move south for their Balloon training. The area is full of naval bases which cheers Edie up enormously "I've died and gone to heaven", she cries. The first time the trio leave the camp they meet up with three sailors. The girls don't waste any time enjoying their hospitality and by the end of the evening Edie lies hysterically drunk in a ditch and Basher has to find a way of getting her through the main gate without being noticed.

Basher and Edie have to sober up immediately when, returning to their dorm, they find Phyllis kneeling beside her bed sobbing. She has been attacked by a Naval Chief Petty Officer, who is swiftly dealt with by the inmates of their barrack room, ensuring he would think twice before attempting to rape a WAAF again!

The girls need to get through their finals but feel Edie is unlikely to pass...... but Edie knows better! after fluttering her eyes at the tutor of the balloon school, she, of course, scores! All three pass with flying colours and are sent to Sheffield to an operational site as balloon operators. Once again the site conditions are appalling. They are surrounded by steel works which belch out thick black smoke day and night. Basher has her first experience at driving a winch in an air raid but it proves to be her worst nightmare. Food goes missing. Daily rations dwindle and Basher requests a food parcel from home. It doesn't arrive, but a visit from Air Ministry does!.

A Court of enquiry ensues, and believing Basher to be the 'bean spiller', her crew 'send her to Coventry'. She is devastated, and the last straw comes when Edie gets posted and the two friends lose contact. Feeling isolated, Basher requests a posting. Downhearted she sets off for her new camp, but is overjoyed when she finds that Edie is part of her new crew. The site is not without it's drama's. The Corporal is tossed over the kitchen roof and breaks her back. Balloons are lost, and during a violent storm one of the balloons breaks away and lands on the local railway line. The girls have to explain why it took so long for the situation to be brought under control. Edie divulges how they were forced to wait for an hour before a WAAF officer arrived, and all because she wanted to deflate the balloon with her knife!

Finally Basher's father, a serving RAF airman, who had written to complain to Air Ministry about the starving WAAF's on the Sheffield balloon sites, has an unusual encounter with a famous RAF VIP whose name is revealed at the end of the final chapter along with the result of the Court of enquiry findings.

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THE BREIGHTON TWINS

FICTION (Based on real life experiences)

SYNOPSIS - The Breighton Twins. 12 CHAPTERS. BOOK COMPLETED

Balloon Command closed down when the events of the second world war changed to the offensive. Basher who had been a Balloon Operator remustered to Teleprinting and was finally sent to Breighton 78 Squadron belonging to Bomber Command 4 group, stationed near York, England.

Within days of being introduced to her new job in signals she met up with a telephonist who came from the same part of London, whose personality was similar and who looked vaguely alike. The first two weeks of their friendship Basher discovered that her new mate was on a charge for being drunk and disorderly in the city of York, was confined to camp for two weeks. The two girls bonded over coffee in the NAAFI each evening for an hours break from the spud bashing that June had to do in the cookhouse. Their working shifts were together, but both came under the scrutiny and dislike of the Warrant Officer in charge of their section. He bullied them both, they were blamed for everything that went wrong. He did finally feign friendliness during an evening shift and listened with great mirth to June's dirty jokes, going hysterical when she told him she'd have his guts for garters!

His life's experience was limited, being a country boy, but didn't stop him turning the tables on June by charging her with insubordination to a senior NCO - despite his hysterics at the time! June was not amused and makes that abundantly clear.

Basher found her job both interesting and yet infinitely sad. The knowledge that she was responsible for the first handling of classified information about the amount of bombs in any given aircraft. Details of the targets i.e. August/17th 1944 Brest Shipping in Port area 18/19 Sterkrade (Essen) Synthentic oil plant. 25th Pas-De-Calais Flying Bomb site. Information on weather conditions. The rendezvous with other squadrons. After the raids came the sending of more than thirty telegrams to loved one's telling them their sons and husbands had been either killed or presumed missing. The unofficial telegrams that Basher kept in her top pocket advising loved one's of the arrival on leave of a member of aircrew, and memorising the aircraft they would be flying in. Then the heart-stopping experience of watching from her office window as each aircraft touched down, and realising that the particular telegram would not be going, and as on one occasion, the wheels touch the tarmac but have to fly another circuit because they had overshot the runway. Seconds later a massive explosion, the aircraft couldn't make it - and neither did the crew - a telegram went, but this time telling the wife her husband wouldn't be meeting her at Kings Cross that day, because he'd been killed over his own airfield.

Basher wrote a script so that both girls could enter an audition for a camp concert. This proves to be hilarious. But the Warrant Officer was not amused to find that two of his staff had to be released from time to time for rehearsals, and gives them both a hard time. Finally the producer, who happened to be a pilot and an officer, over-rode him. The majority of the cast in the show were aircrew. Just as the show was beginning to shape up, the majority of the cast plus the producer all go missing presumed killed on a raid, much to the delight of Warrant Officer Pratt! However six months later Basher thinks she's seen a ghost when the Pilot/Producer walks into her signals section explaining that the French Resistance helped his escape!

The many intricacies of life beset the two friends who are named by many as the Breighton Twins. Basher is engaged but when she's sent to Heslington Hall - Bomber Command 4 Group headquarters for two weeks on loan, she meets an airman at a dance at Heslington Hall who is also on loan. He seems keen on Basher and invites her for a week-end near to where he is stationed. The perfect gentleman at all times, he books her into the YWCA in the city, and they both look forward to an enjoyable week-end. What he has omitted to tell her, is that there is another WAAF keen on him, who not only books into the same YWCA but shares a room with Basher!

At the eleventh hour they unravel the truth. Both girls have a date with the same airman! Basher being the earlier of the two. It turns into a week-end of tears, frustration and mild violence on the part of the other WAAF. Basher intends ending her engagement because of her high moral code, but this causes a terrible argument with her father. The girl who shared her room in the YWCA wins her man, her advantage is she works with him.

Finally June meets a soldier early in 1945, and marries within months of meeting him. She becomes pregnant purposely in order to leave the forces planning to join him. He is a regular soldier and at that stage the war looked like imminently coming to an end. Basher is intimidated by her father who organises her wedding without her knowledge, telling her when all the plans are laid. She is too frightened to call it all off, so much has gone into the planning. Food coupons and clothing coupons have been borrowed in order to ensure the best for his daughter, but Basher simply cannot hurt him, despite her misgivings about her feelings toward her fiancee, and her anger at her father for interfering in her life.

She finally leaves RAF Breighton at the beginning of August 1945.

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